Father’s Day is the perfect opportunity to celebrate everything that makes dads special—especially their knack and love for over-the-top cheesy dad jokes that leave us groaning and laughing in equal measure. Beyond just the humour, these dad jokes have a way of connecting us to deeper truths, subtly weaving in Biblical themes that can open up meaningful, Scriptural conversations.
Whether your dad is a seasoned Bible reader or just enjoys a good pun, these dad jokes are a delightful way to bring a smile to his face while also highlighting the timeless wisdom found in the Bible.
So, if you’re looking for a fun and faith-filled way to bond this Father’s Day, dive into our list of top 10 Bible dad jokes. They’re a fantastic blend of humour and spiritual reflection, offering something that both you and your dad (and the rest of the family) can enjoy and discuss together.
01. Who was the smallest person in the Bible?
Bildad the Shuhite, followed closely by Nehemiah (Knee high miah)!
02. Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it
03. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah – he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
04. What kind of person was Boaz before he got married?
Ruthless!
05. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
06. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
07. Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
08. Need an ark?
I Noah guy.
09. How does Moses make his morning coffee?
Hebrews it.
10. At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
BONUS: Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun.
